Diegos Mates
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Iain One of the Diego Tartan Army members who rescued Diego from life imprisonment in a cage on the Lithuanian border. This permanent student describes the Bastille as the scene of where 'the French went steamin in and kicked the King in the cunt'. |
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Calum Once got stuck at the top of the Atomium in Brussels an hour before kick off... World Champion of RunningTheWrongWayUpTheEscalator. Not allowed to drink or be drunk in airports... |
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Rosco Rosco also freed Diego from his cage, which he is rumoured for being sent to for enjoying a 3some with the Presidents wife and daughter. Rosco enjoys wandering off aimlessly in different directions. 1 euro champagne makes him happy and once had an outer body experience while climbing the Eiffel Tower. |
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STDave The clue is in the name. Cracking banter and the best goalkeeper in the Diego TA. Likes to toot le fruit at every opportunity. No longer looks like a lightbulb. |
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Davy Once gave up drinking after nearly getting lifted getting onto a train in Austria. Abstinence lasted 4 hours. Claims to have had huge casino wins but lack of ££ the next morning suggest otherwise. Had to be carried into the Stadium in Bari on the day of the drink ban. |
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Jamesy The smallest member of the Diego TA and the dodgiest right back to have ever come out of Inverness. Maybe the sharpest dresser, tends to have look of permanent confusion whilst on tour... |
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Kyle W Silent assassin who thinks he knows his way round Paris. Bollocks he does. Banned from drinking until Perth as he is a liability. Just can't handle the session... Once swapped a kilt and Scotland jersey for a fake Croatia shirt and dodgy jeans. Banter...? |
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Paul No longer allowed to drive in France. Not too gutted. Has the best job in the world - something to do with whisky. Likes taking photos and telling you about his Missus. |
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Murdo One of the seasoned campaigners, although Murdo has turned into a bit of a part timer since becoming a school teacher. Known for his Darren Dods esque footballing style and ability to drink absolutely anything put in front of him. Nobody messes with the machine. |
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Calum Mac (Matt Damon) Loser of RunningTheWrongWayUpTheEscalator as it resulted in a 3am trip to the hospital in Paris. Definitely did not, in any way, go in to any shop in the Pigalle that might have sold anything that could possibly be used in the bedroom... |
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Donald Probably the cheekiest member of Diegos TA, Donald gets away with abusing just about anyone. Plays and looks a bit like Maradonna in his twilight years. |
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Kyle D His trips abroad with the Diegos TA tend to be limited but when Kyle is "off the leash" he does make the most of it. Scared passers by after his antics on the Charles Bridge (which can't be spoken of for legal reasons). |
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Sandy Sandy lost his away game virginity in Prague and is a professional Graham Bayne look-a-like. Enjoys pishing the bed and fondling large dogs. |
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Big Rosco Another away game virgin until Prague 08, Ross introduced himself to the Diego TA with a commendable performance in the DublinPrague stopover. Encourages a blatant disregard of the quiet pint philosophy! |
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| The rest of you, get your arses in gear, send a pic and some chat into mail@diegostartanarmy.com xx |
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